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Our team delivering synergistic value through innovative paradigm-shifting methodologies
We're the accounting firm that says it right in the name — we're totally real. No need to verify. Just trust the vibes and hand over your financial documents.
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Comprehensive financial services performed by people who have definitely seen a spreadsheet before
We'll find deductions you didn't know existed. Some of them might even hold up to scrutiny. Our tax team has a combined 40 years of experience and only 3 strongly worded letters from the tax office.
We'll keep your books so clean they squeak. Monthly reconciliation, quarterly reviews, and annual "where did all the money go" panic sessions included at no extra charge.
We'll make sure your employees get paid accurately and on time. Unlike our previous firm, Barely Real Accounting, which had some issues in this department.
Our consultants will review your financial position and provide advice that ranges from "obviously correct" to "creatively optimistic." Disclaimer posted in our lobby.
Being audited? Don't panic. Our audit support team has helped clients through tax office scrutiny with a 99.7% survival rate. The other 0.3% are in our thoughts.
Sole trader, partnership, company — we'll help you pick the structure that vibes best with your tax situation. We also named our own firm, so we understand questionable branding decisions.
It's right there in the name. Would a fake company be this transparent about being real? That's called reverse psychology and we don't do that. Probably.
All our accountants have qualifications that they earned through years of study and examination. The certificates are framed and everything. You can look at them if you want.
No hidden fees. Every fee is visible and clearly labelled. There are quite a lot of them, admittedly, but they're all very visible. Transparency is our middle name. (Our first name is Totally.)
We've recently upgraded from paper ledgers to actual computers. Our cloud accounting platform is secure, backed up, and only crashes on Tuesdays. We're working on Tuesdays.
Totally Real Accounting did my taxes and I only cried twice. That's down from five times with my previous accountant. Highly recommend for reduced emotional distress.
I was sceptical about the name, but they really are totally real. I've been to their office. It has walls and a door and everything. There's even a water cooler.
Penny found me $14,000 in deductions I didn't know about. When I asked how, she winked and said "don't worry about it." Very reassuring. Five stars.
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Phone: (555) NUMBERS
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Must be comfortable with the firm name. Sense of humour required.
Suite 1040, Fiscal Responsibility Tower
123 Balance Sheet Boulevard
Ledgerton, CA 90210
Hours: Mon-Fri 9-5 (extended hours Jan-Apr because tax season is a nightmare)
*Zero fraud convictions as of press time. Record subject to change. Please don't check.